“- Goldmember: [picking skin off his back] Oh yesh. Yesh yesh yesh yesh. This is a keeper.
- Dr. Evil: Alright, you're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are you?
[Goldmember eats a piece of skin]
- Dr. Evil: You did. Okay, that's just gross.”
Mike Myers - Goldmember
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Hary Sultenfuss: Hey, you're not eating your meatloaf.
- Shelly Sultenfuss: If I eat it I'll throw up.
- Hary Sultenfuss: Well you should at least try a little bit.
- Shelly Sultenfuss: Then I'll throw up a little bit.”
Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly Sultenfuss

“- Nick Gunar: So you guys eat this all the time or is just for... uhm... ceremonies?
- Po: Are you kidding? We don't eat that shit!”

Dolph Lundgren - Nick Gunar
BD Wong - Po

“Look at the size of the maggots on that meat!”

Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“This is the food prisonriots are made out of.”

Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko