“Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.”

Krystle Mataras - Rina
Tiffany Mataras - Tina

“- Nicole Walker: My dad hates him, that's for sure.
- Margo Masse: That means that he knows you're sleeping together, you know it's that usual weirdo jealousytrip.
- Nicole Walker: How could he possibly know we were sleeping together?
- Margo Masse: Caught ya, ya hoe! You never told me you were screwing him!”
Reese Witherspoon - Nicole Walker
Alyssa Milano - Margo Masse

“- Shrek: I can't believe I'm going to be a father. How did this happened?
- Puss in Boots: Allow me to explain. When a man falls in love with a woman, he is overcome with powerful urges...”
Mike Myers - Shrek
Antonio Banderas - Puss in Boots

“I can’t believe my Dad saw us having sex! He didn’t make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees!”
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller

“My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.”
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves