“Dead mans chungs.”

“- Frank Drebin: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
- Jane Spencer: Goodyear?
- Frank Drebin: No, the worst.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer

“Jack! But, they said you were dead. You must be... double dead!”

Ken Page - Oogie Boogie

“Mina has died... No not lied! Died!”

Frank Langella - Dracula

“- Gladstone: I wanted to inform the Doctor of her passing.
- Dolores: Passing what?”
Bernard Behrens - James Gladstone
Kathleen Turner - Dolores Benedict