“One honest voice can carry over a crowd.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“I would walk through fire before I would break up a family, because I am not a quitter.”
Sandra Bullock - Birdee Pruitt

“I would rather swallow razor blades than drink with you.”
Rachel Griffiths - Rhonda Epinstalk

“- Eric: Welcome to your first random drug test!
- Pig Pen: I don't have to write a test to tell you I do drugs.”
Thomas Lennon - Eric
Derek Hamilton - Pig Pen

“A man hasn't any idea what his soul looks like until he gazes into the eyes for the woman that he's married to. And then, if he's any kind of decent human being, he spends the next couple of days throwing up. Because no honest man can stand that image.”
Danny DeVito - Phil Cooper