“How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.”
Brandon Jay McLaren - Toby

“- Nicole: My whole life will be ruined.
- Andre: No. No, no. Your life will not be ruined. Mine maybe, but yours won't.
- Nicole: He'll hate me!
- Andre: No, no, he won't hate you.
- Nicole: Yes, he will! I'm going to die!”

Katherine Heigl - Nicole
Gérard Depardieu - Andre

“I'm sick of pretending. I pretend to be a rat for my father, I pretend to be a human for Linguini. I pretend you exist so I have someone to talk to! You only tell me stuff I already know! I know who I am! Why do I need you to tell me? Why do I need to pretend?”

Patton Oswalt - Remy

“Let me tell you something you probably already know: Now, the Institute for Historical Review is part of an ongoing germ; it's a network of professional liars and haters who get pleasure out of telling their horrible lies.”

Tracy Brooks Swope - Ms. Teitler

“- Baby Spice: He just doesn't love us anymore!
- Clifford: Oh yes I do. I love you like a wildebeast loves five lionesses chewing at his legs!”
Emma Bunton - Baby Spice
Richard R. Grant - Clifford