“- Torrance Shipman: Do you know what this means? My entire cheerleading career has been a lie.
- Missy Pantone: Well, look on the bright side: It's only cheerleading!
- Torrance Shipman: I am only cheerleading.”

Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman
Eliza Dushku - Missy Pantone

“- Basehead: Come on, man. I'll suck your dick, man.
- O-Dog: The fuck you just said?
- Basehead: I said I'll suck your dick, man. Come on now.
- O-Dog: [shoots Basehead] Suck on that, you bitch-ass trick.”
Dwayne Barnes - Basehead
Larenz Tate - O-Dog

“When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, than that's all you got.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly

“- Grischa Ljubov: You can't alter human nature.
- Boris Lermontov: No? I think you can do even better then that. You can ignore it!”
Léonide Massine - Ljubov
Anton Walbrook - Boris Lermontov

“Save me from the ranks of the freaks who suspect that they'll never love anyone.”
Aimee Mann - Hot Date Infomercial