“Art will give you crowns in heaven and laurels on Earth, but also, it will tear your heart out and leave you lonely. You'll be a shanda for your loved ones. An exile in the desert. A gypsy. Art is no game! Art is dangerous as a lion's mouth. It'll bite your head off.”
Judd Hirsch - Uncle Boris

“- Art Dealer: It appears to be of 12th century Tuscan design...
- Pistachio Disguisey: I knew it was old, you fool! Let me appraise you… you're an idiot. A complete and total idiot!”
Vincent Castellanos - Art Dealer
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“Just because a picture happens to be erotic, does not make it pornographic.”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“If people would just look at the paintings, I don't think they would have any trouble enjoying them. It's like looking at a bed of flowers, you don't tear your hair out over what it means.”
Ed Harris - Jackson Pollock

“Modern art, to me, is nothing more than the expression of the contemporaryaims of the age that we're living in.”
Ed Harris - Jackson Pollock