“- Mag: Patrick, for 25 years you have been dunking your tea bag exactly 7 times and throwing it in the sink. Who do you think throws that tea bag in the garbage?
- Patrick: Where's the garbage?”
Susan Sarandon - Mag
Sam Shepard - Patrick

“- Bob Rogers, Jr.: You gonna let him fight your battles for you?
- Jack Ryan: He seems to be doing a good job.”
Charlie Sheen - Bob Rogers, Jr.
Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“The branch of a rotten tree must seek a healthier trunk.”
Kari Väänänen - Frank

“From the first moment I laid eyes on you I have always, always loved... your money. On the other hand, just the sight of you has made me want to puke.”

Famke Janssen - Evelyn

“I have never done anything for anybody who couldn't do something for me. I string along an eager kid with promises I'll pay him money. I only keep him around because he looks up to me.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard