“Yo… You got the juice now, man.”

“- Matthew: I respect and admire you.
- Maria: Is that love?
- Matthew: No, that's respect and admiration.”
Martin Donovan - Matthew Slaughter
Adrienne Shelly - Maria Coughlin

“- His Excellency: I presume your funeral was satisfactory.
- Henry Van Cleve: Well, there was a lot of crying, so I believe everybody had a good time.”
Laird Cregar - His Excellency
Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“I hate funerals. They're an undeniable reminder of man's mortality.”

Ray McKinnon - Rollins

“- Andrew Largeman: I just feel like I've been going to too many of these lately.
- Sam: What? Dates?
- Andrew Largeman: You call this a date? This isn't a date. No, funerals.”
Zach Braff - Andrew Largeman
Natalie Portman - Sam