“You're about the sexiest bozo ever to wear to a funny blue dress.”

Robby Benson - Nick Peterson

“Major dilemma. If actually do, by some terrible chance, end up in flagrante surely these would be most attractive at crucial moment. However, chances of reaching crucial moment greatly increased by wearing these; scary stomach-holding-in pants very popular with grannies the world over. Tricky. Very tricky.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Darcy McGuire: You wore control-top pantyhose?
- Nick Marshall: Did you put a pair in the pink box?
- Darcy McGuire: And how did you look in them?
- Nick Marshall: Hot.”
Helen Hunt - Darcy Maguire
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?”

Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Sally: I had the most terrible vision.
- Jack Skellington: That's splendid!
- Sally: No, it was about your Christmas. There was smoke... and fire!
- Jack Skellington: That's not my Christmas! My Christmas is filled with laughter, and joy... and this: my Sandy Claws outfit. I want you to make it.”
Catherine O'Hara - Sally
Danny Elfman - Jack Skellington