“You know why I like to teach children, Jack? So I don't get so wrapped up in being an adult. So I can remember there are other things that are important in life, like riding a bike, playing in a treehouse, splashing in water with your good shoes on.”
Bill Cosby - Lawrence Woodruff

“I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.”

Jack Black - Dewey Finn

“- Leopold the Tutor: I'm teaching him Latin, I'm teaching him biology, algebration, calculometry, physiconomy, and astrology.
- Mr. Spanish Ambassador: But he doesn't even know how to read!”
Ben Daniels - Leopold the Tutor
Arturo Venegas - Mr. Spanish Ambassador

“I teach my kids about the things that really matter. I will teach them about Abraham Lincoln and Ronnie Van Zandt, because they are equally important in my house.”
Paul Schneider - Jessie Baylor

“Kids are great! You can teach them to hate what you hate!”
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson