“God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.”
Jack Black - Dewey Finn

“Playing came easier than praying.”
Maggie Smith - Miss Shepherd

“Lord, help me. Just let me know you're there. Love me, hate me, but let me know You're up there.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“Dear God, I do not ask for health or wealth. People ask you so often that you can't have any left. Give me, God, what else you have. Give me what no-one else asks for. Amen.”
Dakota Fanning - Lupita Ramos

“Dear God, I know I don't believe in you, but since I'll be starting Catholic school soon, I thought I should at least practice. Let's see, what do I want?”
Jessica Campbell - Tammy Metzler