“Mother, just because I wear trakkies and play sport does not make me a lesbian!”
Keira Knightley - Juliette 'Jules' Paxton

“- Jean-Pierre Thibodoux: But there are certain things I can only do with a man, no?
- Jerry Peyser: Like golf?
- Jean-Pierre Thibodoux: No! I am not gay!”
David Suchet - Jean-Pierre Thibodoux
Albert Brooks - Jerry Peyser

“- Mark: This is a hell of a way for you to find out.
- Mildred: Find out what?
- Mark: Well, that I'm gay for one thing... come on, you never suspected?
- Mildred: You were always so good at sports.”
Jay Mohr - Mark
Ellen Burstyn - Mildred

“I can't shoot ball like Michael Jordan can... but that's alright, though, you know? I'm also gay.”
Bryant L. Crenshaw - Midget

“That's why these lesbians are always going out and buyin', spendin' all their dough on sexual appliances and erotic monkey wrenches and shit, tryin' to compensate for what they don't have... the penis.”
Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli