“Humans avoid the deep Kalahari like the plague because man must have water to live.”
Paddy O'Byrne - Narrator

“You'll see what I mean, if you're still here when the rains come. You'll see them overnight turn the fields, the gardens and the jungles from a parched and burning desert, into a mass of green that seems to live, to writhe and to devour the walls, the trees and the houses.”

George Brent - Tom Ransome

“The future. The polar ice caps have melted, covering the earth with water. Those who survived have adapted to a new world.”
Hal Douglas - Narrator

“Water sucks. It really really sucks. Water sucks.”
Henry Winkler - Coach Klein

Well, there were these two old boys and they hung their peckers off a bridge to piss. One old boy from California, the other from Arkansas. The old boy from California says "Boy, this water's cold", and the old boy from Arkansas says "Yeah, and it's deep too". Get it?
Rick Dial - Bill Cox