“- Diego Rivera: You know, I don't believe in God... but I thank him every day that he kept you safe for me.
- Frida Kahlo: Oh really?... I tell you he's got a lot of explaining to do.”
Alfred Molina - Diego Rivera
Salma Hayek - Frida Kahlo

“The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.”
Shirley MacLaine - Ouiser Boudreaux

“No good trying to get yourself killed, General. The Lord'll come for you in his own good time.”

Ivan Kane - Cap. Thomas J. Goree

“If I do something wrong, it's because God didn't give me the grace to do what's right. If this world stinks, it's his fault. I'm only working with what I've been given.”
Christopher Walken - Ray

“- Yale: You are so self-righteous, you know. I mean we're just people. We're just human beings, you know? You think you're God.
- Isaac: I gotta model myself after someone.”
Michael Murphy - Yale
Woody Allen - Isaac