“You think you're hot shit, but you're really just cold diarrhea.”
Dimitri DeFresco - Ralphy

“You're a dinosaur, Date Rape. You're a classic racist, a bigot, a sexist, a womanizer, a chauvinist, a misanthrope, homophobic clearly, or maybe you don't like yourself.”

Brie Larson - Helen

“You think you have free license to be insulting? Believe me, you have not. You think you're superior, but you're quite an ordinary man.”

Lionel Barrymore - Otto Kringelein

“No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have, and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!”

Barrie Ingham - Basil of Baker Street

“You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a day, after a while, you can't believe anyone could ever love you.”
Margo Martindale - Grandma Sandy