“No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have, and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!”

Barrie Ingham - Basil of Baker Street

“You think you're hot shit, but you're really just cold diarrhea.”
Dimitri DeFresco - Ralphy

“- Helena: You pathetic creep!
- Valentine: Rocks and logs can bite like dogs, but words will never hurt me!”
Stephanie Leonidas - Helena
Jason Barry - Valentine

“You think you have free license to be insulting? Believe me, you have not. You think you're superior, but you're quite an ordinary man.”

Lionel Barrymore - Otto Kringelein

“You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a day, after a while, you can't believe anyone could ever love you.”
Margo Martindale - Grandma Sandy