“The kids are wonderful and bright. You should see the creative ways they smuggle weapons past the metal detectors.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“I'd love to tell you all to sit back, relax, and enjoy yourselves, but unfortunately, I can't do that. There's a very serious issue that's spiraling out of control in this country. Illegal handguns ending up in the hands of our children.”

Christopher Lawford - Vice President

“Freeze! Don't you know the building is on fire?”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble

“Hand over my gun! Jesus Christ every 12-year-old in this shit hole is carrying a Kalishnikov and i have to hand over my fucking gun!”

Neal McDonough - Max Archer

“Chemical firms don't give a shit… that napalm sticks to kids!”
Louis Gossett Jr. - Sgt. Emil Foley