“There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit. It goes by the name of London. At the top of the hole sit a privileged few, making mock of the vermin of the lower zoo. Turning beauty into filth and greed.”
Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd

“- Lisa Leeson: You're a big hero back in London, they think the sun shines out your arse.
- Nick Leeson: Really? I was beginning to feel like one of those Japanese soldiers, you know, still stuck out in the jungle 20 years after the war.”
Anna Friel - Lisa Leeson
Ewan McGregor - Nick Leeson

Look at that. All night long, people have been treating us like royalty. In London, the journalist's motto is, "Everybody hates us, and we don't care".
Simon Pegg - Sidney Young

“- Wayne Campbell: Here we are, at Piccadilly Circus!
- Garth Algar: Wow, what a shitty circus.
- Wayne Campbell: Good call. There's no animals or clowns! What a ripoff!”

Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“- Hinh: I thought you liked London.
- Thomas Fowler: I do. But I like London fine where it is, I don't want to bloody go there.”

Tzi Ma - Hinh
Sir Michael Caine - Thomas Fowler