“Lars? It's me. Believe it! Someone took my... some fucking... but it's cool. We're gonna deal with it. Oh yes, we're gonna deal with it...”

Nicolas Cage - Castor Troy

“- Nina Blackburn: Do you worry that you have a lot of enemies, more than the average guy?
- Tasty Taste: So what you tryin' to say? You tryin' to say that I'm, like, paranoid 'n stuff? Do I look like the kind of person that would be paranoid?”

Kasi Lemmons - Nina Blackburn
Larry B. Scott - Tasty Taste

“I'm going to be worrying about you every second while you're gone.”

Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Wendy Christensen

“Our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things when they're consumed by stress and anxiety. I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half.”
Ron Leibman - Dr. Cohen

“- Serena: Life is too easy in Portland. People aren't tense enough.
- David: You make me tense.”
Alicia Witt - Serena
Luke Wilson - David