“- Billy Idol: How you doin', sir. Chicken or fish?
- Glenn Guglia: You better get out of my way, Billy. You're gonna get hurt!
- Billy Idol: Oh yeah?
- Biker: Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way!”

Billy Idol - Billy Idol
Matthew Glave - Glenn Guglia

“- Vivian Ward: Don't you just love Prince?
- Edward Lewis: More than life itself.”

Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis

“You have no idea what it's like to see somebody you love killed right in front of you.”
Julie Remala - Lisa Stenstrom

“- Harker: Give me the stake. No. No, I can't do it... you do it!
- Professor Van Helsing: It must be done by one who loved her in life!
- Harker: I only liked her!
- Professor Van Helsing: Close enough!”

Steven Weber - Harker
Mel Brooks - Abraham Van Helsing

“- Uncle Fester Addams: What are you saying?
- Debbie Jellinsky: I'm saying I want you dead and I want your money.
- Uncle Fester Addams: But... but... don't you love me?
- Debbie Jellinsky: Ah ha ha ha!
- Uncle Fester Addams: Is that a no?”
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester
Joan Cusack - Debbie Jellinsky