“We may not always get what we want. We may not always get what we need. Just so is we don't get what we deserve!”
James Spader - Tim Gerrity

“- Caroline Sexton: You poor, deluded little monkey. Who do you think brought you to these people? Without me, Brad, you would be nothing.
- Brad Sexton: I beg your pardon, but I had a very successful real estate career before I ever met you.”
Kirstie Alley - Caroline Sexton
Tim Allen - Brad Sexton

“- Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job, Spicoli?
- Jeff Spicoli: What for?
- Brad Hamilton: You needmoney.
- Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.”
Judge Reinhold - Brad Hamilton
Sean Penn - Jeff Spicoli

“- Earl Hooter: Sounds like your looking to get yourself fired, little lady.
- Elvira: Yeah, go ahead and fire me. I need this job like a leper needs a three-way mirror!”
Lee McLaughlin - Earl Hooter
Cassandra Peterson - Elvira

“He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb.”

Tom Hanks - Captain Miller