“If I'd known you were coming, I'd have sent you an invitation.”
Holland Taylor - Emma Jeffreys

“- Alex: Hey dad, there's a strange fella sittin' on the sofa munchy-wunching lomticks of toast.
- Dad: That's Joe. He lives here now. The lodger, that's what he is. He rents your room.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
Philip Stone - Dad

“I'm a teacher, not a Holiday Inn.”
Michael Douglas - Prof. Grady Tripp

“- Evelyn: Who invited them?
- Stephen Price: I don't know, it wasn't me and you say it wasn't you. Who then, Evelyn? Ghosts?”
Famke Janssen - Evelyn
Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price

“Let's go down and greet your guests. Show them the real you: corny as Kansas on the fourth of July.”

Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price