“I found some cigarettes. I found them all the way in the bottom of my pack. We're still alive 'cause we're smoking.”
Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself

“- Bootstrap Bill: This ship, it has a duty. And where we are bound, she cannot come. One day at shore... ten years at sea. It's a heavy price for what's been done.
- Will Turner: Depends on the one day.”

Stellan Skarsgård - Bootstrap Bill
Orlando Bloom - Will Turner

“How 'bout a cigarette? Nothing like a good smoke when you miss your mom... Never too young to start!”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a fuck.”
Peter Dante - Dante

“Do they smoke and have cigarettes up in Heaven? I don't think so... I don't think so.”
Bill Borchardt - Mark's Uncle / Executive Producer