“We decided to play God, create life. When that life turned against us, we comforted ourselves in the knowledge that it really wasn't our fault, not really. You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
Edward James Olmos - Admiral William Adama

“- The Devil: You know, you'd think that meeting the Devil would be interesting enough but no. All people want to know about is Him. Like He's so bloody fascinating!
- Elliot Richards: So He's a man?
- The Devil: Yeah, most men think they're God, this one just happens to be right.”
Liz Hurley - The Devil
Brendan Fraser - Elliot Richards

“- The Bishop: Excellency, fiddlesticks, my name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you.
- Judge Elihu Smails: You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes.
- The Bishop: There is no God...”
Henry Wilcoxon - The Bishop
Ted Knight - Judge Elihu Smails

“In darkness, sometimes difficult to distinguish hawk from vulture.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Topper's Chauffeur: It's awful dark down there.
- Mrs. Topper: Darkness never hurt anyone.
- Topper's Chauffeur: It ain't the darkness, Mrs. Topper. It's what's in it!”
Eddie "Rochester" Anderson - Topper's Chauffeur
Billie Burke - Mrs. Topper