“It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yecch!”

Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“- Breathless Mahoney: Thanks for calling. I was beginning to wonder what a girl had to do to get arrested.
- Dick Tracy: Wearing that dress is a step in the right direction.”
Madonna - Breathless Mahoney
Warren Beatty - Dick Tracy

“Anyone with any common sense can be sexy.”
Diane Ladd - Mother

“- Rudy Duncan: You're sending me into an Indian casino dressed as a cowboy, thought this through entirely?
- Pug: It was either that or a ballerina.”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan
Donal Logue - Pug

“- Mulan: Any questions?
- Yao: Does this dress make me look fat?”
Ming-Na Wen - Mulan
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Yao