“- Avner: You people have nothing to bargain with. You'll never get the land back. You'll die old men in refugee camps waiting for Palestine.
- Ali: We have a lot of children. They'll have children. So we can wait forever. And if we need to, we can make the whole planet unsafe for Jews.”
Eric Bana - Avner
Omar Metwally - Ali

“He's in the Jewish Mafia. It's probably more like a club than an organization.”
Sam Rockwell - Sam

Hitler goes to a fortune-teller and asks, "When will I die?" and the fortune-teller replies, "On a Jewish holiday". Hitler then asks, "How do you know that?" and she replies, "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday".
Robin Williams - Jakob

“I believe we are the chosen people... but I wish the Almighty had chosen somebody else.”
Robin Williams - Jakob

“Oh, God of the Jews! Why didn't you make your people a race of mice?”
Robin Williams - Jakob