“- Mrs. Tingle: Don't tease us, Mr. Berry. When you shoot, make it count.
- Brian Berry: It wasn't... I mean... I didn't think that...
- Mrs. Tingle: No, because that would require a cerebrum, and a few other missing parts.”

Helen Mirren - Mrs. Tingle
John Patrick White - Brian Berry

“- Venom: Parasite?
- Eddie Brock: Yeah. It's a term of endearment, that's all.
- Venom: Apologize!
- Eddie Brock: No.
- Venom: Apologize!
- Eddie Brock: All right, fine. I'm sorry. So, what do you want to do now?
- Venom: The way I see it, we can do whatever we want.”
Tom Hardy - Venom
Tom Hardy - Eddie Brock

“Pardon my French, General, but, you're full of shit!”
George Kennedy - Gen. George S. Patton

“- Doug Madsen: Woody, sorry I said you had ego issues.
- Woody Stevens: Sorry I said you were a pussy.
- Doug Madsen: You didn't call me a pussy.
- Woody Stevens: Well, not to your face, but that's what I was thinking.”
Tim Allen - Doug Madsen
John Travolta - Woody Stevens

“- Fred Domino: Who ordered 60 double Buster Burgers?
- Magneto Jones: That fat motherfucker right there. Them two giggling twin motherfuckers right there. And that skinny walnut headed right there ordered 72.”
Sandy Hackett - Fred Domino
Chip McAllister - Magneto Jones