“Are we like those bored couples you feel sorry for in restaurants? Are we the dining dead? I can't stand the idea of us being a couple people think that about.”

Jim Carrey - Joel Barish

“- Matthew the Waiter: Okay, so just one. Here's your wine list, your menu, come on. You want, like, a magazine or something? It's gonna be boring if you're just sitting by yourself.
- Peter Bretter: No, I'll be alright. Thank you.
- Matthew the Waiter: I would just be so depressed.”

Jonah Hill - Matthew the Waiter
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“- Rose Shelton: I had other plans this evening.
- Sadie Shelton: I know what your plans were, to hold up in your room and make love to the pastry cart. Now put down the éclair and get down there.”
Lily Tomlin - Rose Shelton
Bette Midler - Sadie Shelton

“Scotty, you're boring. I liked you for a while, but now I can't stand looking at you. Even your voice makes me sick.”

Haylie Johnson - Nikki Trainor

“I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody - you're all so bored. You've had nature explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the living body explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the universe explained to you and you're bored with it.”

David Thewlis - Johnny