“I keep telling you not to think! You're very, very good at a great many things, but thinking, hon', just simply isn't one of them.”

Dame Angela Lansbury - Mrs. Eleanor Shaw Iselin

“The most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load; now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.”
Chris Elliott - Dom

“If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you are!”
Kevin Costner - Crash Davis

“- Lawrence Jamieson: Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist?
- Freddy Benson: No!”
Sir Michael Caine - Lawrence Jamieson
Steve Martin - Freddy Benson

“Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher