“Mommy got sick. And it happened just like that. There was nothing anybody could do. It isn't fair. There's no reason. But if we startasking why, we'll go crazy.”
Tom Hanks - Sam Baldwin

“That's a pretty stupid thing to do during Flu season!”

Macaulay Culkin - Miles Russell

The guy wants to run for president, he thinks "Moby Dick" is a venereal disease.
Christopher Walken - Secretary Cleary

“- Hilary O'Neil: I told Estelle you have a terminal disease.
- Victor Geddes: What?
- Hilary O'Neil: Assholeitis.”
Julia Roberts - Hilary O'Neil
Campbell Scott - Victor Geddes

“- Gracie Hart: I was dating him for a little while because he told me he had an incurable disease...
- All Girls: Oh.
- Gracie Hart: Yeah, I didn't realize it was stupidity.”
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart