“Barbara? Ted here. Listen, uh, I need a really big favor. I want you to cover my shift at the hospital tomorrow. I'm going to Vegas! I'm gonna lose a little money, take in a show, and get married.”
Charles Rocket - Ted

“- Ashima: You know, by the time I was your age, I had already celebrated my 10th wedding anniversary.
- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: This is America, Ma. People have twins when they're 60.”
Tabu - Ashima
Kal Penn - Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol

“People say that if you don't love America, then get the hell out. Well, I love America.”
Tom Cruise - Ron Kovic

“Syd, I love this country. I owe it everything. That's why I can make fun of it!”

Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

“America. They want someone to love, they want someone to hate.”
Margot Robbie - Tonya