“- Det. Barzak: You know, I cannot figure out why it is every time I talk to that woman I say the wrong thing. Why is that?
- Det. Hazeltine: You always shoot your mouth off before your brain is loaded. That's why.”
Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak
Billy Dee Williams - Det. Hazeltine

“- Dorothy: How do you talk if you don't have a brain?
- The Scarecrow: Well, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?”
Judy Garland - Dorothy
Ray Bolger - The Scarecrow

“- Jack Pumpkinhead: If his brain's ran down, how can he talk?
- Dorothy: It happens to people all the time, Jack.”
Stewart Harvey-Wilson - Jack Pumpkinhead
Fairuza Balk - Dorothy

“I try not to live in past, only present tense since I come to America.”

Tony Shalhoub - Misha Vilyenkov

“- Martin Riggs: Flied lice?
- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: Flied lice? It's fried rice, you plick.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Kim Chan - Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan