“- Det. Barzak: You know, I cannot figure out why it is every time I talk to that woman I say the wrong thing. Why is that?
- Det. Hazeltine: You always shoot your mouth off before your brain is loaded. That's why.”
Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak
Billy Dee Williams - Det. Hazeltine

“- Dorothy: How do you talk if you don't have a brain?
- The Scarecrow: Well, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?”
Judy Garland - Dorothy
Ray Bolger - The Scarecrow

“- Jack Pumpkinhead: If his brain's ran down, how can he talk?
- Dorothy: It happens to people all the time, Jack.”
Stewart Harvey-Wilson - Jack Pumpkinhead
Fairuza Balk - Dorothy

“My Japanese is getting better. We started speaking English.”
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“You're lucky to get four words out of them in English, but if you were to walk through the jungle, you'd hear them speaking the most elaborate French. Those parrots talk about everything. Politics, movies, fashion. Everything but religion.”

Albert Finney - Ed Bloom - Senior