“- Drake Goodman: You have to remember this is an investment, Patty. You can't afford to do everything at once.
- Patty Palmer: It's not just an investment - it's our home.”
Matthew Modine - Drake Goodman
Melanie Griffith - Patty Palmer

“- Lindsey Brigman: I got over four years invested in this project.
- Bud Brigman: Yeah, you only had three years invested in me.
- Lindsey Brigman: Well you have to have priorities.”
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Lindsey Brigman
Ed Harris - Bud Brigman

“- Tony Hawes: What are you going to do with all that money?
- Nick Leeson: I'm not going to spend it on futures and options.”
Tim McInnerny - Tony Hawes
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Nick Leeson

“- T.J. Hicks: See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?
- Deuce Bigalow: Where?
- T.J. Hicks: Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?
- Deuce Bigalow: Man-whoring?
- T.J. Hicks: Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.”
Eddie Griffin - T.J. Hicks
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow

“- Gazzo: How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe.
- Rocky Balboa: Condominiums?
- Gazzo: Yeah, condominiums.
- Rocky Balboa: I never use 'em.”
Joe Spinell - Gazzo
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa