“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
Shelley Winters

“You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.”
John Barrymore

“In Hollywood an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity.”
Lauren Bacall

“There's a group for men in Hollywood called Divorce Anonymous. It works like this: if a member of the group starts to feel the urge to divorce, they send over an accountant to talk him out of it.”
Sir Sean Connery

“Alimony is proof that you pay for past mistakes. And pay...”
Peter O'Toole