“An uncharted island? Let me list all they ways you gonna die. Rain, heat, mud, disease carrying flies and mosquitoes. Sure you could load up on the Atabrine for the malaria... but what about the other bacteria? And we haven't even started on the things that want to eat you alive.”
Tom Hiddleston - James Conrad
“That is your side of the island, and this is our side of the island. That is the bad side, where you can skip and prance around like a magical pixie horse, and do whatever the heck you wanna do all day long. This is the good side, for those who love New York and care about getting back.”
Ben Stiller - Alex
“- Gawain: I can't wait to leave this island. If it's not raining, it's snowing, and if it's not snowing, it's foggy. - Lancelot: And that's summer.”
Joel Edgerton - Gawain
Ioan Gruffudd - Lancelot
- Island Emissary: My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island. - Shaggy: Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with "scary", "spooky", "haunted", or "forbidden" in the title.
Rio Nugara - Island Emissary
Matthew Lillard - Shaggy
“- Elvis: Is there an amusement park on this island? - Jesse: No, there's a whale spotting station. - Elvis: Is that where they paint spots on the whales? - Jesse: Yeah.”
Francis Capra - Elvis
Jason James Richter - Jesse
