“- Princess Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon?
- Shrek: It's on my to-do list, now come on!
- Princess Fiona: But this isn't right! You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banners flying! That's what all the other knights did!
- Shrek: Right before they burst into flame!”

Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Mike Myers - Shrek

“I'd fight ten thousand devils to save a New Hampshire man.”
Edward Arnold - Daniel Webster

“Beyond the borders of our country, in England and far off America, millions of men are leaving their work, in factories and on the farms, to fight those who made slaves of our people. They've sworn to destroy Nazism and liberate all the oppressed peoples of Europe. They ask you to help them.”
Alan Curtis - Karel Vavra

“- Young Dr. Chung: I have one sorrow, Lieutenant. That we did not have the medicine to ease your pain.
- Ted Lawson: You saved my life, Doc.”
Benson Fong - Young Dr. Chung
Van Johnson - Ted Lawson

“Can you imagine what it feels like to be alive for thousands of years, and then realize you're actually going to die, 'cause some self-righteous cop decided that he was going to save the fucking world?”