“- Anna Harrison: How come Isabel screams during sex?
- Jackie Harrison: How do you know she screams during sex?
- Anna Harrison: I live in the same country.”
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison
Susan Sarandon - Jackie Harrison

“- Paula Olsen: All the research shows that children who perceive their parentsenjoying a good sex-life grow up to have far better sexual relationships themselves.
- Jerome Lovell: Is that so?
- Paula Olsen: Yea, that's so.”
Natasha Richardson - Paula Olsen
Liam Neeson - Jerome Lovell

“A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. That's what I know.”
Cameron Diaz - Elizabeth Halsey

“- Jeff Kohlver: Who the hell are you?
- Hayley Stark: I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- Debbie: If you want, I'll show you me fanny.
- Billy: Nah, I'm all right.”
Nicola Blackwell - Debbie
Jamie Bell - Billy