“- Ernie: You can hear me?
- ½ Lady Corpse: Yes.
- Ernie: Why do you eat people?
- ½ Lady Corpse: Not people. Brains.
- Ernie: Brains only?
- ½ Lady Corpse: Yes.”
Don Calfa - Ernie
Cherry Davis - ½ Lady Corpse

“The normal question, the first question is always, are these cannibals? No, they are not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of the word implies an intrapecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human. They prey on humans. They do not prey on each other - that's the difference.”

Richard France - Scientist

“Do you know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains, and she ain’t got any!”

Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“- Carol Lipton: Did you see this? This man in Missouri killed twelve victims, dismembered them, and ate them.
- Larry Lipton: Really? Well, it's an alternative lifestyle.”
Diane Keaton - Carol Lipton
Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

“- Michael Llewelyn Davies: Can we have him for supper?
- Sylvia Llewelyn Davies: Have him to stay for supper. We're not cannibals.”

Luke Spill - Michael Llewelyn Davies
Kate Winslet - Sylvia Llewelyn Davies