“I haven’t been this upset since my good friend Taylor was rudely upstaged by my other friend Kanye, who was defending my best friend Beyoncé.”
Jameela Jamil - Tahani Al-Jamil

I should have said "Therese, wait"...
Cate Blanchett - Carol Aird

Of all sad words of tongue or pen the saddest are these "It might have been".

Guy Burnet - Maurice

“It was like for a moment, o my brothers, some great bird had flown into the milk bar. And I felt all the malenky little hairs on my plott standing endwise. And the shivers crawling up like slow, malenky lizards... and then down again. Because I knew what she sang. It was a bit from the glorious 9th by Ludwig van.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Now the crooner is becoming the comic!”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis