“I haven’t been this upset since my good friend Taylor was rudely upstaged by my other friend Kanye, who was defending my best friend Beyoncé.”
Jameela Jamil - Tahani Al-Jamil

I should have said "Therese, wait"...
Cate Blanchett - Carol Aird

Of all sad words of tongue or pen the saddest are these "It might have been".

Guy Burnet - Maurice

George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex". Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“You ain't the future of shit, bitch. You're just David fuckin' Porter.”

Eminem - Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith