“If befriend donkey, expect to be kicked.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

- Claudia: Didn't you have a girlfriend, or...
- Russell "Sad Sack" Terziak: Yeah, she went and married my best buddy Ray.
Holly Hunter - Claudia
David Strathairn - Russell Terziak

“- Hannibal: I never thought you would betray your oldest living friend.
- General Morrison: I just hit first, Hannibal. I'm a fighter, man.”
Liam Neeson - Hannibal
Gerald McRaney - General Morrison

“Jamie doesn't date nice guys. She puts them in the friendzone and tortures the shit out of them.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- D'Artagnan: Anne, I know that to love you is a treason against France, but not to love you is a treason against my heart.
- Queen Anne: Then we will both die traitors, D'Artagnan.”
Gabriel Byrne - D'Artagnan
Anne Parillaud - Queen Anne