“- Charles: You're certainly a funny girl for anybody to meet who's just been up the Amazon for a year.
- Jean: Good thing you weren't up there two years.”
Henry Fonda - Charles
Barbara Stanwyck - Jean

“- Natalie Connors: You make a really bad first impression and a terrible second impression but the third time was really good.
- Cody Banks: You gotta see my fourth.”
Hilary Duff - Natalie Connors
Frankie Muniz - Cody Banks

- Mabel Stanley: Roger I love it.
- Frederic: No, Frederic without a "k".
- Mabel Stanley: Mabel, also without a "k". God, we have so much in common.
Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley

“- Judy: I wanna know how you two met.
- Nora: I picked him up in a bar. How's that?
- Max: I was drunk, and she was drunk, and I liked her looks so I convinced her to let me bring her home, and I seduced her on the sofa bed, and it was magic, and I keep coming back for more.”
Eileen Brennan - Judy
Susan Sarandon - Nora Baker
James Spader - Max Baron

“- Tom Garrett: Well, could I get in touch with you?
- Dolly Moore: You've touched enough already!”
Dana Andrews - Tom Garrett
Barbara Nichols - Dolly Moore