“- Helen: I'd have to learn how to drive. Do you think I'm too old to learn how to drive? I'm 72. I'll be 73 next year.
- Dottie: How old will you be next year if you don't learn to drive?”
Cloris Leachman - Helen
Jill Eikenberry - Dottie

“- Kermit the Frog: Where did you learn to drive?
- Fozzie Bear: I took a correspondence course.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Paul: Fucking cabbies, that's what we should be. Make two hundred quid a night being a cabbie.
- Sid: Why don't you fuck off and be one then?
- Paul: 'Cause it takes eighteen months to learn.
- Sid: You need a driving license too.
- Paul: And a set of golf clubs.”
Perry Benson - Paul
Gary Leonard Oldman - Sid Vicious

“- Jane Burns: If you don't let me, I'll never learn.
- Dan Burns: But if I let you, you might not live.”

Alison Pill - Jane
Steve Carrell - Dan

“Everything I ever learnt as a small boy came from my father, and I never found anything he ever told me to be wrong or worthless. The simple lessons he taught me are as sharp and clear in my mind as if I had heard them only yesterday.”

Roddy McDowall - Huw