“If you're out with this girl and even thinking about getting laid, you're finished, cuz women can smell an agenda like shit on a shoe.”

Donal Logue - Dex

“- Betsy: He says that I had three orgasms, that I begged him for mercy, and that I've never seen a man so well endowed.
- Christine Ramsey: Well, is he?
- Betsy: Is he what?
- Christine Ramsey: Is he well endowed?
- Betsy: I don't really know. I mean not first hand. Just from what Bubba tells me.”
Kathleen Wilhoite - Betsy
Phoebe Cates - Christine

“- Alicia Browning: It hurts.
- Deanna Cartwright: What does?
- Alicia Browning: The first time you do it. It hurts. It's what every virgin wants to know, right? It hurts. It burns sort of.”
Busy Philipps - Alicia Browning
Erika Christensen - Deanna Cartwright

“- Duncan's Dad: Julie, have you ever wondered about our son's sexual preference?
- Duncan's Mom: You know, I never really were aware that he had one.”
Meshach Taylor - Duncan's Dad
Mariann Aalda - Duncan's Mom

“- Christine Ramsey: Bets, have you ever really done it, all the way?
- Betsy: Well, yes and no.
- Christine Ramsey: What do you mean yes and no? Don't you know?
- Betsy: Bubba says we did it once and it was very good for both of us, but I was passed out I don't remember a thing.”
Phoebe Cates - Christine
Kathleen Wilhoite - Betsy