“Saverio Schisa-Is that Baroness Focale? She looks just like John Paul II.
Fabietto Schisa-You're right.
Saverio Schisa-But the Pope is sexier.”
Toni Servillo - Saverio Schisa
Filippo Scotti - Fabietto Schisa

“It's not often you get to see bikini babes in their natural habitat. Such gentle, yet elusive, creatures.”
Kristen Bell - Veronica Mars

“I've been screwed by Darwinism... never needed to evolve listening skills 'cause my looks are so highly developed.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“I have the three things women want: I'm hot and I'm smart.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“The first man that can think up a good explanation how he can be in love with his wife and another woman is gonna win that prize they're always giving out in Sweden.”
Mary Cecil - Maggie