“- Daniel Miller: Can't one of the neighbors drive the carpool? What about Mr. Kopek?
- Mrs. Miller: He's 88.
- Daniel Miller: So he'll drive real slow.
- Mrs. Miller: He's had three strokes.
- Daniel Miller: But never while driving.”
David Paymer - Daniel Miller
Stellina Rusich - Mrs. Miller

“I drive my first car at nine. I overhaul my first transmission at ten. At thirteen I turn the quarter mile in under 12 seconds... and I wait until now to get laid?”
Mark Hamill - Kenneth W. Dantley Jr.

“- Woody Jason: Pull her up!
- Capt. Jim Gordon: Did you know I used to drive a roller coaster?”

John Carroll - Woody Jason
John Wayne - Capt. Jim Gordon

“- Darren: Just drive towards him. He'll move. Nobody wants to die.
- Lizbeth: That's a freaking fact. Least of all us.
- Darren: Will you just drive? He'll get out of our way.
- Lizbeth: That really scared the shit out of him.”

Tony Goldwyn - Darren
Nancy McLoughlin - Lizbeth

I was drivin' down the road the other day and I get pulled over, and the policeman said, "You been drinkin'?" I'm like, "No. Why, is there fat girl in my back seat?" Good lord. "By God, there's two of 'em! I guess I was drinkin'!
Larry the Cable Guy - Himself