“- Librarian: La Muerte Roja, that's Spanish. It means the Red Death.
- Osmosis Jones: The Red Death? What's that? Some kind of taco sauce?”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“- Vegas Cop: [over the phone] We got a problemhere with a corpse.
- Vince Larkin: Uh huh.
- Vegas Cop: Yeah, it fell outta the sky. I don't think he's an astronaut.
- Vince Larkin: What's this got to do with me?
- Vegas Cop: It's got your name written all over it.”
Brian Hayes Currie - Vegas Cop
John Cusack - Vince Larkin

“He doesn't have a name so Death can't find him!”
Tina Majorino - Enola

- Hades: So you took care of him? "Dead as a doornail", weren't those your exact words?
- Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
- Panic: Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popularname nowadays!
- Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?

James Woods - Hades
Bobcat Goldthwait - Pain
Matt Frewer - Panic

“- Medic Chamberlain: What's your name?
- Warren Sanderson: Warren.
- Medic Chamberlain: Welcome to the death factory, Warren.”
Frank Whaley - Chamberlain - Medic
Zak Orth - Pvt. Warren Sanderson