“- April: Uh, Jessica has a... problem.
- Keecia: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time.
- Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags. She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.
- Keecia: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.
- Jessica: I had my period, ok!”
Anna Faris - April
Maritza Murray - Keecia
Alexandra Holden - Lulu
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: This menstruation thing is a scam. Women are so lucky.
- Denise Green: What? Oh we're so lucky? You think having your period is a picnic in the park? First of all you're all PMSed out, and second you don't any room in your purse for your hairbrush because of all the damn mini pads. You are so ignorant!”
Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp
Kelly Jo Minter - Denise Green

“It's my first day as a woman, already it's that time of the month.”

John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig

One night there was something in my pants, like blood. My mom said, "Oh, hell, your period". This is where all the trouble starts. She was right.
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth

“Behind every great woman is a great, embarrassing first menstruation story.”
Emily Bergl - Talia