“- Butler: You and your wife are expected for dinner.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: My wife won't be coming.
- Butler: Oh, I trust she is not ill?
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: She's not ill, she's a cheap, vulgar slut.
- Butler: Ja, I have heard this.”
Paul Benedict - Butler
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“These dice are colder than my first wife.”
Peter Falk - Harry Sears

“- Bill Trendle: Jesus, lady, you're worse than my wife!
- Tanya Rammus: I'll take that as a compliment.”
William Zappa - Bill Trendle
Rachel Griffiths - Tanya Rammus

“In the future, each man will serve the interest of the State with absolute obedience.”
Henry Daniell - Garbitsch

“I'm my mother's well-loved daughter. I'm her companion. I am my mother's servant.”

Bette Davis - Charlotte Vale