- Walter "Gib" Gibson: You told her I was a virgin?
- Lance: So I exaggerated a little. Girls like virgins. They find them a challenge.
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: She thought I was gay!
- Lance: It's a bigger challenge.
John Cusack - Walter "Gib" Gibson
Anthony Edwards - Lance

“- Richie Tozier: What are you saying, Eddie? You're still a virgin?
- Eddie Kaspbrak: Yeah.
- Richie Tozier: Well I can't help you there, pal.”
Harry Anderson - Richie Tozier
Dennis Christopher - Eddie Kaspbrak

“Virgins. I love them. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothing. Just pure pleasure.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly

“This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin, do you?”
Devon Gummersall - Philip

“You don't move like no virgin.”
Dennis Quaid - Jerry Lee Lewis