“Avoid women directors. They ovulate. Do you have any idea what that does to a three month shoot?”
Kevin Spacey - Buddy Ackerman

“- Richard Harwood: Father, we should celebrate her going!
- Sir Mason Harwood: Celebrate? She knows more about wine already than you'll ever learn, and she willingly does the work of four!
- Richard Harwood: But Harwood has never been represented by a woman!
- Sir Mason Harwood: Yes, well that's something we should consider changing.”
Tim Bentinck - Richard Harwood
Ian Richardson - Sir Mason Harwood

“Tara is missing! I have worked for years, months, days, minutes, seconds to create the perfect woman!”

John Astin - Professor Gangreen

“Barb-We’ll find another job. This small town’s full of places looking to hire women in their forties.
Star-Yeah. That’s the attitude!
Barb-We’ll find something even better. I mean, we both have high school degrees.
Star-Well, you do.
Barb-Well, I don’t. I thought you did.
Star-Well, I don’t.”
Kristen Wiig - Star
Annie Mumolo - Barb

“A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.”
Anna Magnani